caution for the vain

ninjies:

isthatwhatyoumint:

“oh no”

a new original song!

obviously for a certain someone haha…

lyrics, chords, and download here

I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE

I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY HEART

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gonnaslapabitch:

liz-liz:

You Are My Fuckass

you are my fuckass,
my only fuckass 
you make me happy 
with text so grey 
i’ll always tell you 
how much i love you
so, my fuckass, please never go away 

the other night, jerk
as i lay sleeping
i dreamed i saw you on prospit’s moon
when i awoke, jerk
i really missed you
then i remembered the password, see you soon 

you are my fuckass,
my only fuckass 
you make me happy 
with text so grey 
i’ll always tell you 
how much i love you
so, my fuckass, please never go away 

i’ll always love you
even when you’re angry
and when you’re yelling at yourself
you’re not a failure
you’re a leader
and i’ll always be here if you need help 

you are my fuckass,
my only fuckass 
you make me happy 
with text so grey 
i’ll always tell you 
how much i love you
so, my fuckass, please never go away 

i’m not too sure, exactly
how you’re feeling
if you’re not flushed for me, that’s okay
i’ll take anything
even auspistice
if it means being close to you, i’ll stay

you are my fuckass,
my only fuckass 
you make me happy 
with text so grey
i’ll always tell you 
how much i love you
so, my fuckass, please never go away 

karkat,
hey there, karkat
if you make fun of me, i’ll kick your ass!!!!!!
i probably lost so many cool points
but it’s worth it 
‘cause you’re worth it
to me 

:)

<3

[you are my sunshine]
silly lyrics and voice; here 
download; here

oh my god this is the cutest thing ever

OH GOSH I’M DYING FROM CUTE

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gonnaslapabitch:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

inkys:

start the party //(crash your party cover)

download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit

(i used to be broadwaymom in broadwaystuck, but now we’re re-auditioning. this was a song i wrote for my character, but i will probably/possibly use it as an audition jam instead ! enjoy !)

hey bitches, raise up your glass
cause im here to stay, gonna rep the partaaay
and some say i aint got class
but i dont give a fuck, cause now im broadwaystuck

im gonna sing my heart out
bring the whole house down
were the stars
till they turn the lights out
hope youre all hyped ohhh
i cant read these typos
wrote these lyrics while i was wasted
13 shots and i didnt chase it
but still i gotta let you know oh

im here to start the party
dont be thinking you can go abscond
cause im the motherfucking r lalonde
and im here to start the party
so pump up the beat, start moving your feet, can you take the heat?
when i start the party 

(i think we need a refill over here.  like a congratulations for getting that verse down.)

where my alphas tonight
no party foul but im on the prowl
and daaaamn english youre lookin tight 
janey wheres your dad, cause im feelin bad

im gonna sing my heart out
bring the whole house down
were the stars
till they turn the lights out
oh things might get sloppy
but baby dont stop me
im the girl puts the champ in champagne
pour it down then we do it again
so i hope you all know

im here to start the party
dont be thinking you can go abscond
cause im the motherfucking r lalonde
and im here to start the party
so crank up the beat, start moving your feet, can you take the heat?
when i start the party

(no im gonna take the rap.  im pretty sure i am more than qualified to handle this breakdown.  youre never too drunk to spit rhymes jane thats why they have eminem in karaoke bars. lose yourself more like booze yourself am i right.)

jane i got a question does your dad have a girlfriend
he might wanna piece of this right before the world ends
dreaming on derse isnt the worst thing
but i would rather have him when i wake up and hes lying beside me
checkin all of the pearls he buy me
aint shitting you girl just try me jane - no im not stopping
im the one topping - yeah gonna chop him
god im joking janey no need for strife
dads off limits, BFFSIES 4 LYFE!

oh
you think that you can take this blonde
im the motherfucking r lalonde
come on and lets start the party
so turn up the beat, start moving your feet, can you take the heat?
when i start the party

i fucking love this.

WHY DON’T ANY R LALONDES TALK TO ME.

dear lord perfect voice

this is my headcanon R Lalonde voice now and forever

i lost my shit at the part where she starts rapping

why so perfect

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myqueenmycroft:

Erotic Moan Text Alert ringtone (mp3):

http://www.mediafire.com/?mci1c072ts3no6d

If I could figure out how to change the text alerts on my phone this will be my ringtone.

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